Pam Ann.. Love her!!! :D

Who is Pam Ann?

Caroline Reid, better known by her stage name Pam Ann, is an Australian comedian. Reid portrays the air-hostess Pam Ann, a mixture of drag, camp andglamour, and a pun on the airline Pan Am. Reid as Pam Ann can be seen on tour in the United Kingdom such as at The UCL Bloomsbury, she also has a guest-role in the BBC show Fast Track. She also frequently conducts shows in major cities in the US, Canada and her native Australia.

Performances tend to emphasise the vagaries of air travel, including the identifying quirks of various airlines around the world, mixed with a generous dose of ribald humour and double entendre. Reid often caters to airline employees and frequent travellers in her audience, directly involving them in the performance.

Her Characters

Pam	Pam Ann	Her signature character
Lily	Singapore Airlines	A Singapore Chinese-flight attendant who would sacrifice passenger safety for her Gucci handbag
Valerie	American Airlines	An ageing American flight attendant from Texas, who is usually accompanied with a man in an Osama bin Laden mask
Vanity	Virgin Atlantic Airways	A sultry, woman in red who asks that passengers call her sex line at 0 800 747 400
Mona	British Airways	A BA attendant who has appeared with a horse-head instead of a face and "piss off" attitude
Donna	EasyJet	A typical, ignorant chav dressed in orange with Croydon facelift and hoop earings
Vespa	Alitalia	A perky Italian woman who greets passengers with "Ciao! Belissimo! Donatellaversace!"
Chantal Jemeladonne	Air France	A snobby fashionista who walks the aircraft aisle as if it were a catwalk
Marcia	Unspecified Africanairline	Dressed in flowing gowns and accompanied with soul music
Heidi	Scandinavian Airlines System	A stereotypical Swedish blonde woman who usually appears undressed with coffee pots strategically located
Conchita Rosa María González Gómez	Iberia Airlines	A tiny Spanish woman with bright red hair and sings "Fanta Do you wanna Fanta? Fanta? Fanta?"
Helga	Lufthansa	A brash, dominating woman who barks out commands and orders
Unnamed Arabic Woman	Emirates Airline &Etihad Airways	A woman with a chador and ski mask talking gibberish that resembles Arabic.
Unnamed Indian Woman	Air India	A woman in a sari who ignores passenger's requests on call button (made by herself), while declaring "I am fingering the air hostess, but she is not coming."
Malaka Pustis	Olympic Airlines	A cigarette smoking, kebab meat cutting woman who says pustis pustis pustis malaka tzatziki.
Gloria	Qantas	A Qantas air hostess who wears the typical Qantas uniform. While giving the safety video, she states some of Qantas defects. She also offers a full "head to toe" licking for everyone who still chooses to fly Qantas.
Sarah	Virgin Blue	A Virgin Blue air hostess who offers passengers salty nuts. When a hostage tries taking her hostage, she offers him oral pleasure.
Clodagh	Ryanair	An Irish flight attendant who often syphens fuel from other airlines and repeatedly shouts "I LOVE MY JOB"

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